Joke of the Day
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left the highlands for the big city.
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”
rom: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.