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Penance

As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business.

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Dead Dog

A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.

37,137 views

I Love My Job (As told to Dr. Seuss)

I love my Job, I love the Pay!

22,482 views

Who Reads Newspapers?

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

22,450 views

Close Calls

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.

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Stairway to Heaven

A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.

29,789 views

Hot Bath

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.

22,757 views

Don’t Owe You Anything

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”

8,639 views

UNIX Error Messages

rom: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)

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I have Contacts

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.

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