Joke of the Day

I’m not moving

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

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Dead Dog

A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.

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I Love My Job (As told to Dr. Seuss)

I love my Job, I love the Pay!

31,671 views

Who Reads Newspapers?

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

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Close Calls

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.

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Stairway to Heaven

A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.

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Hot Bath

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.

32,821 views

Don’t Owe You Anything

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”

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UNIX Error Messages

rom: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)

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I have Contacts

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.

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