Joke of the Day
Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt when he noticed this priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”
rom: [email protected] (Tom Thomassen)
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.