Host urges viewers to invest in his daughter’s Girl Scout cookies.

One day the sun was shinning brightly and the optimist said, “Great day, eh?”

What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.

After having their 11th child, an Alabama coupled decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.

Dear Mr. Hinckley
Bill Clinton

Two friends talking. “My wife drives like lighting!”

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.