Month: September 2008
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The Emergency
The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.
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Contacting the Departed
A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.
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Appreciation
A gallery owner called an artist and said, “I have good news and bad news.”
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Helpful Cow
A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled. He got out and raised the hood.
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In Memoriam – Pop N. Fresh
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.
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Thieves in our house
A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.
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You Know You Go To A Rural Church When….
The doors are never locked. The Call to Worship is, “Y’all come on in!”
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Obituary
The obituary editor of a newspaper was not one to admit his mistakes easily.