Month: September 2008
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How Old?
The census taker knocked on Donna’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.
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New Words
AQUADEXTROUS adj., Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one’s toes.
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Don’t Get Up
A feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
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Papal Meeting
During a visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days.
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Why, Oh Why?
When they invented the Internet, why did they decide to use “w-w-w” when every other letter of the alphabet is just one syllable and much easier to say?
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Scuba Diving
One day a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet deep. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.
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Farmer Joe’s Accident
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s lawyer questioned Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer.
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Stopped
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.