Month: October 2008
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The Trade
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower.
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Advice from Mothers to Daughters
Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
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Blondes at the Pearly Gates
Three blondes died and are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
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The Three Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
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Too Expensive
George and his wife Marge went to the State Fair every year. Every year George would say, “Marge, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”
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Animals in Heaven
St Peter is at his post at the Pearly Gates when a cat shows up.
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Baseball in Heaven
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
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Employee Evaluations
I would not allow this employee to breed.