Month: October 2008
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Mischievous
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
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Counter Proverbs
– Actions speak louder than words. -or- The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Haircuts
WOMEN: Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
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More Signs
Spotted in the toilet of a London office: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”
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Ordering Pizza in the Year 2010
Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…”
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Natural Laws
“The Law of Volunteering” If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
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Camping Tips
When using a public campground, placing bagpipes in clear view on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
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Football Southern Style
Woman’s Accessories North: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.