A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

- Actions speak louder than words.
-or- The pen is mightier than the sword.

WOMEN:
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Spotted in the toilet of a London office: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…”

“The Law of Volunteering”
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

When using a public campground, placing bagpipes in clear view on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

Woman’s Accessories
North: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.