October 2008 – Page 7 – Funny Clean Jokes

Tipping the Dealer

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy.

Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

A man’s car was stalled in the middle of a busy street, and the woman behind him honked continuously as he tried to restart it.

A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.

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