Funny Clean Jokes Animal Jokes 87,133 views Dead Dog A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. 22,960 views Tragic Death A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead. 28,221 views Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 16,497 views Let Sleeping Dogs One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. 14,490 views The Mightiest A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” 8,371 views The Theory of Cat Behavior LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food. 13,960 views Training the Cat The couple’s young daughter had adopted a stray cat. 12,783 views Flying Pet A couple shared their apartment with a parakeet named “Nicky.” Page 1 of 512345»