Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
Larry got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and to his amazement and joy, was as lovely and sweet as his friend Dave had promised.
A tom cat and a tabby were courting on a back fence one night.
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby chickens.” The co-op man complies.
Remove film from box and load camera. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
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