A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.

Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills.

Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”

A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store’s baby scale.

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

“What’s the date today?” asked the blonde riding on the subway.