A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.

Little Johnny’s father was a rector in a small church. When the bishop came to visit, Little Johnny became very excited.

A woman and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have? -Amy

Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s “passage restrictive.”