A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.
Little Johnny’s father was a rector in a small church. When the bishop came to visit, Little Johnny became very excited.
A woman and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have? -Amy
Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s “passage restrictive.”
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