SHOULD MY LOVED ONE BE PLACED IN AN ASSISTED COMPUTING FACILITY?

Dear Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2002 SOUTHERN EDITION

(November 1999, before the world ended in the Y2k Wars.)

UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”