A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
Doctor & Lawyer Jokes
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.
“This should be taken care of right away.”
Translation: I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable I want to fix it before it clears up on its own.
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:
The prosecuting attorney in Podunkville called his first witness to the stand. He approached her and asked the grandmotherly, elderly woman, “Mrs. Jamison, do you know me?”
A dying man gathered his three most trusted friends, his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough [...]
Doctor Carver was old and feeble, but he still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house because Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.