Category: Family Jokes

  • A Teenager Is…

    -A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

  • Dogs & Cats & Teenagers

    I just realized that while children are dogs – loyal and affectionate — teenagers are cats. It’s so easy to be a dog owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around. It puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm […]

  • A Letter From Mom

    Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won’t know the house when you come home. We’ve moved.

  • Choose Your Weapon

    A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

  • That’s Nice

    At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, “As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him.”

  • Remembering Mom

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

  • Caught Swearing

    The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.

  • Dinner Guests

    My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”