Mess Test
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
Family Jokes
How to tell whether you are ready to have kids
Stop spening too much time playing computer games
A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games.
I’m Sorry
Dear Joe,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your marriage with my daughter. Will you forgive and forget?
An Addition to the Family
At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child, the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.
Haunted
A former friend of mine was married to a great gal. Unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife’s mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning
Kids!
A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
Diapers
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.