Mess Test
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games.

Dear Joe,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your marriage with my daughter. Will you forgive and forget?

At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child, the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.

A former friend of mine was married to a great gal. Unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife’s mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.