As Alicia was getting to know Michael and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other.

“I know a man who has been married for 25 years and he spends every evening at home.”

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur on leap years.

Her Directions…

Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

A man asked his wife, “If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?”