A feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

We attribute gender to many inanimate objects. For instance, ships are referred to as “she,” while most people think of automobiles as masculine. But are computers male or female? We provide arguments for both sides…

A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.

A Marine stationed in Iraq received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

An old man walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini on the beach.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

It was sometime after Sidney died that his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.