Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust!”

One morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”

“I can’t find it”
MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants more than a written report: he wants video of his wife’s activities.

One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib.

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch.