An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
Types of Jokes
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.
Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”
A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
Did you hear about the TV weatherman who, despite his training and sparkling credentials, ran into a terrible unlucky streak?
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.
Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.
A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills.