The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
Do I really look like a people person?
A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
The famous Olympic skier Picabo (pronounced Peek-A-boo) Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
A backward poet writes inverse.
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
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