An Irishman walks into a bar in Texas. He says, “I hear you Texans are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 beers back-to-back.”

Billy Bob walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

Bubba and Bobby Earl chartered a plane to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of caribou hunting, just as they had the year before.

You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed that an Air Force base in the south be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.

Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.

On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “today I am going to create a land called Canada.