An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!
Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students…
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
Zoos are different in the North and South.
In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that