I love my Job, I love the Pay!

Did you hear about the TV weatherman who, despite his training and sparkling credentials, ran into a terrible unlucky streak?

Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. The chief engineer was conducting the interview.

You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2000.

A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot!

1. Never walk without a document in your hands

There was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing involved in filling the position.

A photographer for a national news magazine was assigned to get photos of a big forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.