After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, “What is two and two?”
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
St Peter is standing at Heaven’s gate when a man walks up.
You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
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