RE: ITINERARY FOR BOSS’S VACATION AS SUBMITTED BY EMPLOYEES
A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory where there had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift. Every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being [...]
NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES:
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that specify large amounts of Miscellaneous Unproductive Time.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are well enough to go to the doctor, you are well enough to come to work.
While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office.
A man owned a small farm in West Texas.
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.