Category: Work Jokes

  • The New West

    A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, “Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?”

  • The Garden Dance

    A wealthy woman is giving a garden party with several well-to-do guests attending.

  • The Daily Commute

    A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams.

  • That Old-World Craftsmanship

    A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He thinks about stepping out for a smoke, only to realize he’s lost his cigarettes. Then he sees it — in the middle of the room, under the carpet, is a bump.

  • Employment Problems

    Catherine, an RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.

  • Waiting for Shovels

    One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.

  • Office Buzzwords from the 90’s

    BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

  • That’s Quite a Job

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Manager asked the hot-shot young Engineer, fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”