A window salesman phoned up a customer.

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.

A businessman was sitting in the airport VIP lounge when he noticed Microsoft head Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. He suddenly had a great idea to impress the important client he was meeting to fly to Seattle.

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.”

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.

A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter — yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her.

Bernie was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.