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The Redneck Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Little Rock to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

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Bruised old man

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins.

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Negotiating a trip home

Bob had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home.

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I can’t hear you

An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.

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Known by the Company You Keep

Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.

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I would do anything to pass this exam

A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.

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A tough shot

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

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Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.

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Preparing for an Emergency Landing

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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The Remote

Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.

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