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Modern Marvels
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
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Special Day
Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”
Sharing
A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
Predicting the Weather
Did you hear about the TV weatherman who, despite his training and sparkling credentials, ran into a terrible unlucky streak?
Tragic Death
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.
Cell Phone Gift
Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.
Smart Pills
A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills.
Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work
Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
Family Tradition
The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
Flying Directions
A helicopter pilot is flying to Seattle, and hits a pea-soup-thick fog bank. He’s completely disoriented, and flies blindly around until he spies the top few floors of an office building. He pulls up real close to it, and gets the attention of a woman sitting at her desk.