Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”

A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. 

Did you hear about the TV weatherman who, despite his training and sparkling credentials, ran into a terrible unlucky streak?

A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.

Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills. 

Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.

The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.

A helicopter pilot is flying to Seattle, and hits a pea-soup-thick fog bank. He’s completely disoriented, and flies blindly around until he spies the top few floors of an office building. He pulls up real close to it, and gets the attention of a woman sitting at her desk.