A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store’s baby scale.

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. 

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”

Max went into the doctor’s office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.

The high school senior and her parents were visiting a prestigious university.

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

On a whim a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and surprise her after work.

The minute he opened the door, …