A zealous, soul-winning, young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”
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“We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”
It is the Olympic men’s figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.
Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!
Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!!
A businessman was sitting in the airport VIP lounge when he noticed Microsoft head Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. He suddenly had a great idea to impress the important client he was meeting to fly to Seattle.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.
At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child, the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.