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The Lord Will Save Me

During a particularly wet winter, flood waters rose so high in one town that the national guard evacuated all the residents. One man stayed behind, however, and when the water was waist-high, two national guardsmen in a motorboat passed his house, checking for people left behind.

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The Deposit

One afternoon a young bank teller met her aunt downtown for lunch.

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Tipping the Dealer

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

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The Tooth Fairy

After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy.

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My Summer Vacation

Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

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Valuable Service

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

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Stalled

A man’s car was stalled in the middle of a busy street, and the woman behind him honked continuously as he tried to restart it.

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A Lawyer at the Pearly gates

A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

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Let Sleeping Dogs

One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.

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Lowered Expectations

What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40

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