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You Know You’re from Alabama When…

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports.

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Questions and Answers

Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.

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A Friend for Supper

“Honey,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

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It Will Cost You

A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter — yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her.

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Raising Chickens

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby chickens.” The co-op man complies.

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How to Photograph a New Puppy

Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.

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The Reunion

An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.

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The Emergency

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.

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Contacting the Departed

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

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Appreciation

A gallery owner called an artist and said, “I have good news and bad news.”

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