Archive for Older Jokes
A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled. He got out and raised the hood.
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.
A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.
The doors are never locked.
The Call to Worship is, “Y’all come on in!”
The obituary editor of a newspaper was not one to admit his mistakes easily.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.
One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer, leaving the husband extremely dejected.
As Marjorie left the grocery store, she noticed two little kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for their school band.
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine — in search of his lost ball.