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Let Sleeping Dogs

One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.

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Helpful Cow

A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled. He got out and raised the hood.

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In Memoriam - Pop N. Fresh

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.

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Thieves in our house

A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.

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You Know You Go To A Rural Church When….

The doors are never locked.
The Call to Worship is, “Y’all come on in!”

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Obituary

The obituary editor of a newspaper was not one to admit his mistakes easily.

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Going to the Zoo

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

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A Good Woman

A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.

One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer, leaving the husband extremely dejected.

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The Rules

As Marjorie left the grocery store, she noticed two little kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for their school band.

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Play It Where It Lies

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine — in search of his lost ball.

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