Archive for Older Jokes
Because she hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, a woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.
CHARMING - Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.”
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
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As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
A young lawyer decided he needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he’d give it a go.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.