Archive for Older Jokes
Old Mrs. Pierpoint
Because she hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, a woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.
Translating Real Estate Ads
CHARMING - Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.”
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Season’s Greetings (after the lawyers are done)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration
Soothing a Temper
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated
Deep in the Hills
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
A Hobby
A young lawyer decided he needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he’d give it a go.
It’s a Killer
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Wonderful English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
