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Dead Mule

The old farmer’s mule had finally died of old age just before spring planting, so the farmer made a trip to town to buy another mule.

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Diapers

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.

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New & Improved State Mottos!

Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona: Dehyd-rific!

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Test Answers from Arkansas

Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students…

Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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You Must Believe

It was summer and a drought threatened the crops throughout the region.

One hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, “There isn’t anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray

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Not Playing Fair

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel.

“Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”

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More You Might Be a Redneck If….

You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.

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Regional Differences

Zoos are different in the North and South.

In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that

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His Favorite Cookie

An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself

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My Wife Thinks I’m God

The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.”

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