Two duck hunters from up north arrived in the bayou country of Louisiana, ready to bag the limit. But they became confused by the directions they were given. Finally, they discovered the duck blind they were looking for was across a fair-sized pond. The sun was about to come up, and they didn’t have a [...]
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Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students…
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
It was summer and a drought threatened the crops throughout the region.
One hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, “There isn’t anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel.
“Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
Zoos are different in the North and South.
In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that
An elderly man lay dying in his bed.
In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.”