After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.

Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona: Dehyd-rific!

Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students…

Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

It was summer and a drought threatened the crops throughout the region.

One hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, “There isn’t anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel.

“Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”

You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.

Zoos are different in the North and South.

In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that

An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself

The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.”