Three golfers, Jesus, Moses and an old man, get to the 18th tee. It’s all tied. All three have the same score.

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.

A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” 

An 80-year-old couple was having problems remembering things so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. 

A man has an hour to wait before his flight to Los Angeles. He decides to kill some time at the airport bar. 

You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2000.

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.