Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.
keep reading...Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office.
Poor Robert was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, runs to the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food.
Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny.