Joke of the Day
Help Wanted
A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”
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Dead Dog
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.
I Love My Job (As told to Dr. Seuss)
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
Who Reads Newspapers?
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
Close Calls
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
Stairway to Heaven
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
Hot Bath
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.
Don’t Owe You Anything
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”
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I have Contacts
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.
