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Not Playing Fair

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel.
“Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”

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