Day: September 22, 2008
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Signs You Are Watching a Bad Financial News Show
Host urges viewers to invest in his daughter’s Girl Scout cookies.
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The Optimist Farmer and the Pessimist Neighbor
One day the sun was shinning brightly and the optimist said, “Great day, eh?”
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The Truth About Cats & Dogs
What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want.
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Redneck Birth Control
After having their 11th child, an Alabama coupled decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
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Dear Mr. Hinckley
Dear Mr. Hinckley Bill Clinton
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Lightning Driver
Two friends talking. “My wife drives like lighting!”
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What a Dummy!
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
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The Captain’s Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.