Month: September 2008
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Life After Death
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
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The Old Man on the Beach
An old man walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini on the beach.
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One Man’s Exercise…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage.
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That’s Once…
It was 1850, and the old widower had just married a young bride. They left the church for home in a wagon pulled by a mule. Within a couple of minutes, the mule stumbled.
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You’re Very Sick
A man returns from an overseas trip feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo a barrage of tests.
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Helpful Housekeeping Tips
Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Dust bunnies can evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.
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Light a Candle
Mrs. O’Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O’Rafferty.
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The New Job
Billy Bob walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”