Month: September 2008
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Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified
Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
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New Element Discovered
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
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Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s.
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
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The Garden Dance
A wealthy woman is giving a garden party with several well-to-do guests attending.
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Top Ten Ten Rules of Dieting
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. (This rule also applies to mixed drinks. Example: rum and diet coke)
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Playing Hookey
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.