Month: September 2008
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The Power of Prayer
A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that juts out off the coast.
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The 12 Rules of Life
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
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The Rules
The Female always makes the Rules.
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Waiting for Shovels
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.
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I Know Everybody
One day, Joe Smith was bragging to his friend, “I know everybody!”
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Penance
As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business.
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You may be from Arkansas if
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.