September 2008 – Page 16 – Funny Clean Jokes

Office Buzzwords from the 90’s

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?”

Bubba and Bobby Earl chartered a plane to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of caribou hunting, just as they had the year before.

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

Your potted plants stay alive. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

(George Carlin) Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?