Month: September 2008
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Some Pick Up Lines
“Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”
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That’s Quite a Job
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Manager asked the hot-shot young Engineer, fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
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Recruiting
The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed that an Air Force base in the south be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
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In My Day
Note: The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had had it “in the old days.” Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below.
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Today’s Stock Market Terminology
Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low.
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The Empire State Building
Two men are drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,