Month: September 2008
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Alley Oop!
A champion rider is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…
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More Redneck Rules of Etiquette
Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.
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Financial Occupations
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
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Police Department Answering Machine
Hello, you have reached the Police Department’s Voice Mail. Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and usual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options:
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A Challenge
A zealous, soul-winning, young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”
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On the Sixth Day…
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “today I am going to create a land called Canada.
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Software Engineers
A software engineer, hardware engineer and company division manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed.
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With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor.