Month: September 2008
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A Good Mystery
A mystery-lover take his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.
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A Busy Bar
Duffy is tending bar one Monday when two nuns walk in. “Sisters, I’m surprised to see you two here.”
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The Census
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her the names and ages of her children.
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What a Bar!
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.
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The Lord Will Save Me
During a particularly wet winter, flood waters rose so high in one town that the national guard evacuated all the residents. One man stayed behind, however, and when the water was waist-high, two national guardsmen in a motorboat passed his house, checking for people left behind.
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Stock Market Terminology for Dummies
Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.
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More Definitions
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
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Helping Your Fellow Man
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, standing over a beautiful bed of lillies.