Month: September 2008
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Odd Students
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left the highlands for the big city.
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Close Call
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns…
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Cold & Wet
It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner.
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A Teenager Is…
-A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
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All About Golf
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
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TENDJEWBERRYMUD
Amazingly, you will understand the word “tendjewberrymud” by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review…
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
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Becoming a Mindreader
One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said “For 50 dollars I’ll teach you to be a mind reader! – Apply within.”