Month: September 2008
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About Golf
Golf is like a love affair; if you don’t take it seriously it’s no fun;if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
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Old Dr. Carver
Doctor Carver was old and feeble, but he still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house because Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.
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A Message from God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
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Good News & Bad News
A large passenger train was crossing the country. After they had gone some distance, one of the two engines broke down.
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If Microsoft Built Cars
Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car.
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The Last Straw
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
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Brain Power
There is this Auburn fan who is married to a UT fan. He loves her with all of his heart, but just can’t get past the fact that she is a University of Tennessee fan and therefore, kinda slow.
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How to Shoot Yourself In the Foot Using Any Programming Language
The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you’re currently using. This guide is offered as a public service to help programmers who find themselves in such dilemmas.