Month: September 2008
-
An amazing pet
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
-
Noah Today
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet.
-
How to give your cat a pill
Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and…
-
How to write a College Paper
Note: In later life, can be modified to help you do your taxes.
-
Kids on Marriage
How do you decide who to marry?
-
Translating Project Terms
They Say: Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties. They Mean: We got so sick of working on this that we decided to do something else.
-
Tourist Guide
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross a mid-western state such as Wisconsin, Tourism Councils have adopted a new policy. In an effort to help outsiders understand the rural Midwest, the following list will be handed to each person as they enter the state.